Friday, March 6, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Rizz reads my email on-air

Hey Rizz...I'm sure the Browns marketing department [what's left of it anyway] is busy scripting a new commercial to reach out to the Browns fans who, like you, have given up on the team.  It'll feature Robert Royal standing outside your window hoisting a boombox over his head that's blasting the Michael Stanley Band's "Hard Die the Heroes" [theme from Masters of the Gridiron].  It's good to be alive!!!

He read the email just before a commercial break.  When the show came back they were playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" as bumper music.  T-R-E-frikkin'-mendous!!!

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