Hey Rizz...I'm sure the Browns marketing department [what's left of it anyway] is busy scripting a new commercial to reach out to the Browns fans who, like you, have given up on the team. It'll feature Robert Royal standing outside your window hoisting a boombox over his head that's blasting the Michael Stanley Band's "Hard Die the Heroes" [theme from Masters of the Gridiron]. It's good to be alive!!!
He read the email just before a commercial break. When the show came back they were playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" as bumper music. T-R-E-frikkin'-mendous!!!