Friday, March 20, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Rizz reads my email on-air

Well...actually it was Josh Sabo. Rizzo is doing a remote from Northfield Park [horse racing track outside of Cleveland] so he's not in-studio to read them himself.

Hey Rizz...let's have a steel cage, no-holds-barred wrestling match between Charles Barkley, Ken from Brooklyn, The Bostonian, and Todd in Middlefield. Winner gets The Kid's $190 jeans. I hope the uneducated, recovering alcoholic enjoys the denim succulence.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Rizz reads my email on-air

Dear Rizz...So the kid's going to Lost Wages. Pass along my best wishes. I hope he doesn't lose his shirt [or his succulent pair of $190 jeans].

Survey Wednesday responses:
1. I have Pitt winning it all. I also have Cleveland State making it to the Sweet Sixteen.
2. I drink occasionally. But when I do I pound at it.
3. Regarding Jay Cutler: I'm neutral on this. Stan summed it up best when he met Jay Cutler in the South Park episode "Guitar Queer-O": "You kind of suck but my dad says you might be good some day."

Go Vikings!!!
Rizz said that he's pretty much like me regarding response #2. And he got a big kick out of the South Park quote. Josh Sabo said it was a great reference. Rizz rang the cowbell after reading it!